Okay. Take a few minutes. We know, this was traumatic. Take a few minutes. Pick your chin up off the ground.

Are you good? Sure? Okay, let’s talk about this.

Here’s what we gather from the video:

Zsa Zsa Gabor is 94 years old. She just had a leg amputated. She just had a stroke, and she’s not talking…however, she is having a baby…kind of.

Turns out Zsa Zsa and get husband, Frederic, are going to use a surrogate mother to have a child. Considering the fact that Zsa Zsa is 94, and probably has no eggs to donate, the baby will be from someone else’s egg, and Frederic’s sperm. My first concern is that this child is going to be orphaned soon after birth, but as you can tell in the video, Frederic is not concerned. Kids don’t listen after the age of 12 anyways, he says, so they will be fine.

Oh, right. Not listening means you can provide for yourself… *crickets*

Frankly, I think this is sad and selfish. What is the point of bringing a child into this world if you are only going to leave him or her parentless? Obviously, the child will be cared for financially due to Frederic and Zsa Zsa’s fortune, but what about the fact that this child will essentially be an orphan? That is going to cause some serious psychological pain that may not be reversible. This whole thing just sounds like an attempt to satisfy some sick desire to carry on their legacy. That poor, poor baby.